If, like many racists, you assume that the Model Minority stereotype and the Bootstrap Myth are true, and add in demographic projections, then within a hundred years Asian Americans will become the professional, managerial and ruling class of the US. They will be about 14% of the country by then. That is more than enough: South African Whites did it on 9%.
By 2114, Asian Americans will have taken over Hollywood, science, technology, fashion and maybe like 90% of banks, businesses, news outlets, think tanks and universities.
Meanwhile, Whites will be a minority with a lock on nothing.
Unlike my Chinese Invasion posts, this one follows directly from what White racists assume about Asians, US society and what is acceptable behaviour from those in charge.
Political power – whatever the colour of the candidates, the main parties are backed by Asian money. Asians play races off against each other.
Hollywood films – nearly all heroes are Asian. Whites characters tend to be buffoonish, poor, criminal or cardboard. “Good” Whites are loyal to Asians. That is why they often play servants or sidekicks. Sometimes they even give their lives, like that White girl Rue in the remake of “Hunger Games” (2112). That most writers, directors, producers and distributors are Asian has nothing to do with it. They just make what sells.
Asian Saviour films – the Asian hero helps White people, like that Nice Asian Lady who taught a poor White boy how to play football. So heart-warming!
Beauty – US Vogue, Playboy and New York Fashion Week mostly show Asian women. Asian beauty is universal. Science proves it! Look at all the single-eyelid surgeries! That most magazine editors, fashion designers, model agency heads and scientists are Asian has nothing to do with it. It is a matter of natural preferences, not racism.
News – Missing Asian women, Broken Europe, White-on-White crime, White men who fall from grace after getting caught beating their wives, and so on.
White pathologies – Whites are their own worst enemy. Look at all the White-on-White crime in the news! Look at their high illegitimacy rate. No wonder White poverty and unemployment are two to three times the Asian rate. That Asians run 90% of businesses, determining hiring, firing, pay and promotion, has nothing to do with it. They favour Asians because they have higher IQs. They are not (gasp) racist.
Respectability politics – Maybe instead of whining about imagined Asian racism, Whites could act more like Asians and make something of themselves. You know, like get an education and work hard instead of partying and getting drunk all the time. Maybe for once they could even speak proper English (the class dialect of upper-middle-class Asian Americans). Or get their illegitimacy and crime rates down to Asian levels.
The police protect and serve Asians and their property, not White life.
Go back to Europe – If it were not for Asians, the US would be a hellhole like Broken Europe. Asians know best. The proof is in how wonderful America is – for Asians.
- The basics:
- Chinese Invasion posts:
- Blacks and Whites switched:
- The tropes
- sly (or not) references