Basically Good is what many White Americans seem to think they are. Sometimes they Make Mistakes or Slip Up but they Mean Well. They are not evil, not even a little bit – except of course for a few bad apples with Emotional Problems or a Warped Development.
But they do not extend this to blacks. Blacks are Born Bad and have to fight against it their whole lives. As it turns out most manage to be good most of the time. Kind of. If you do not look too closely. But they are always in danger of Slipping Back. They always have to fight against that crack in their souls, their Flawed Moral Natures. When one of them does something bad it is not due to Emotional Problems or a Warped Development – no, instead It Just Goes To Show what their true nature is.
In this case whites are far more clear-sighted about blacks – because they are Massively Delusional about themselves.
In the old days white people believed in original sin. That means that all men, as sons of Adam, are Born Bad and have to fight against it their whole lives. As it turns out most manage to be good most of the time. Kind of. If you do not look too closely. But they are always in danger of Slipping Back. They always have to fight against that crack in their souls, their Flawed Moral Natures. When one of them does something bad it is not due to Emotional Problems or a Warped Development – no, instead it just goes to show that man has a sinful nature.
But then sometime between 1900 and 1970 – probably like 1955 or 1968 – the angels came down from heaven and kissed each white person. Or something. And now white people are Basically Good.
They no longer have to read their Bibles: if most white people think something is all right, then it must be Okay To Do – even when it is stuff they used to think was wrong for hundreds of years, like divorce, abortion and homosexuality. Because white people are Basically Good! See how it works?
Way back in Ancient Times, like before colour television, white people used to do all kinds of terrible things, things that were not mere Slip Ups or Simple Misunderstandings – stuff like Jim Crow, slavery, genocide and colonialism. But then the Angel’s Kiss or Something wiped all that away. Wiped away not just the blame and the need make it right, but even the bad side effects, like racism and self-serving moral thinking!
It also wiped away their evil nature so now they no longer do stuff like that. So much so that “evil” now almost seems like one of those words from the old days, like “dropsy”, “tariffs” or “virtue”.
That is why when I say bad things about white people it can only be out of hatred! It could not be because it is true! Not when white people are, you know, Basically Good!
– Abagond, 2010.
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